Johnny Sharp

NME writer Johnny Sharp’s Mind the Bollocks is just published by Portico. He has collected together the finest stools of wisdom to ever fall from the foul, ill-educated mouths of musicians and dug beneath the culture of nonsense surrounding popular music today. He asks: Are the X-Factor auditions all they appear to be? Is there really a musical frequency that can make you soil yourself? And which world-renowned rock guitarist sliced his own penis off? All is revealed herein, with bonus satanic messages included if you read it backwards.

Posted on August 8, 2012